Mario Storms The Castle! (mansion.)

"Mario Storms The Castle! (mansion.)" is a rom hack of Luigi's Mansion that will probably never be made. It appears on the surface to be an unoriginal meme mod, but there are actually quite a few new mechanics added to the game.

Chapter 1
Mario arrives at the mansion Luigi "won" at a contest. He goes there because he wanted to check the mansion for treasure that Luigi missed while he was there. Mario discovers that Waluigi has inhabited the mansion and is sending memes to kill Mario. E Gadd finds Mario and trains him to fight memes. With his meme-fighting knowledge, Mario storms the castle (mansion.). Mario explores the first few rooms of the mansion. He discovers Captain Falcon reading a book in the study. Captain Falcon scolds Mario for disturbing his family vacation, but Mario has none of it. Mario vacuums up Captain Falcon with his trusty Succ Machine Beta. Upon defeating Captain Falcon, Mario gets a key that unlocks Bed room 1. He finds Zero Suit Samus, who tells Mario that his non-inclusion in Super Smash Bros. Universe was nothing personal. She gets vacuumed tho. Mario gets another key, this time unlocking Boss Baby's room. Mario wakes up Boss Baby and tells him his movie is bad. Boss Baby doesn't like this and fights Mario. Mario swiftly defeats Boss Baby by throwing a Pokeball at him. This, however, is just the first faze. Boss Baby shrinks Mario down to the size of an ant, making himself seem more threatening than a kaiju. Boss Baby charges multiple unicorns at Mario, forcing him to dodge quickly. Boss Baby then starts spawning Pokeballs 3x the size of Mario! One of them stops bouncing lays on the ground, giving Mario the chance to suck it up and blow it back at Boss Baby. Rinse and repeat about 3 times. Mario vacuums Boss Baby, resulting in zero sequels to his film (Hopefully.). A thicc chest appears, and when Mario opens it, a love key appears. E Gadd calls Mario, telling him that if any ghosts talked about E Gadd being the true villain all along, they were lying. Mario says that no ghosts ever said anything like that, and asks why they would. E Gadd starts sweating heavily as he ends the call.

Chapter 2
Mario goes back to the foyer where he first entered the mansion. He opens the main door with the love key, and steps inside. Mario dicides to enter the bathroom for a hot bath, but finds ghosts instead. Mario is disappointed, but he finds a key that he can use to unlock the ball room. He finds some jawas and Wandavision. He defeats both. Mario then finds a chest with a key inside, which unlocks the storage room. Mario explores the storage room, but he finds it to be a bit cramped. He pushed a button which causes the room to e x p a n d. Mario finds a 1 Direction poster, which he proceeds to vacuum. It uncovers a button, which Mario foolishly presses. Dozens of booze fly out, along with Waluigi, the mastermind of the whole game. Mario receives a call from E Gadd. E Gadd warns Mario of the hatred Waluigi has kept for decades, channeling it and using it as a weapon more powerful than god himself. Mario ends the call, not really taking E Gadd's warning seriously. Mario collects some booze as he makes his way to the bathroom. He gets a key that unlocks the fortune-teller's room. He finds Kermit the Frog, who tells him to find Waluigi's five special items and bring them to the fortune-teller's room. Mario agrees, but not before finding a flame thrower in the mirror room. E Gadd calls Mario to tell him about the flame thrower, explaining that it, along with the sub machine gun and the poison gas, are very powerful weapons that can be used against any enemy of any kind. Mario asks how E Gadd knew what he collected, and E Gadd replies by ending the call. Mario finds a key in the fortune-teller's room that unlocks the laundry room. It's here that Mario finds Waluigi's fanfic. Mario brings the fanfic to Kermit, who proceeds to make fun of it. Kermit tells Mario that, judging by his fanfic, Waluigi is a man of passion and bad writing. How to use this information, Kermit has no idea. Mario explores the halls once more, and finds Mr. Burns roaming them. He lights Mr. Burns' candles on fire, scaring him and causing him to run away to the butler's room. Mr. Burns puts out the fire and starts partying before Mario vacuums him. Another chest appears, this one unlocking the conservatory. Mario starts turning on(?) the instruments, causing Sans the musician to appear. He plays megalovania, and asks Mario what song it is. Mario anwsers correctly, causing Sans to get mad and attack Mario. Mario defeats Sans and unlocks yet another chest. This one housing another key. This one unlocks the dining room, where Mario finds Jabba The Hut eating a cake disgustingly. Mario defeats Jabba The Hut by vacuuming his waiters, thus erasing his access to his food supply. Mario ventures into the kitchen, where he finds the poison gas. E Gadd calls to explain how to switch between weapons. Mario points out the fact that E Gadd should have explained that when he found the flame thrower. E Gadd tells Mario to shut up as he ends the call. Mario enters the backyard, where he proceeds to poison Zero. Jack Skellington comes out of the ground, but gets vacuumed by Mario. Mario proceeds vacuums Zero, and goes his dog house. Mario gets transported to the graveyard, where he vacuums some skeletons, causing an Inkling to get mad and fight Mario. Mario defeats the inkling, and gets a thicc chest as a reward. Mario opens the chest to find the Irish key.

Chapter 3
Mario opens the Irish door within the main halls, and finds the courtyard. Mario finds some enemies and Waluigi's teddy bear. Mario also goes down the well to see Waluigi watching a movie. Mario reaches for him as it's his stolen vhs of Mrs. Doubtfire. Mario climbs back out of the well, as he can't get to Waluigi. Mario takes the teddy bear back to Kermit, who decides Waluigi isn't the bravest guy around. Mario finds a key that unlocks the rec room. Mario goes in and beats up Jojo. Mario goes upstairs and enters the tea room, where he unlocks the sub machine gun. E Gadd calls Mario and tells him about the sub machine gun, and how it's the most broken weapon in the game. Mario enters bathroom again only this time, it's haunted. Mario finds Shrek showering and vacuums him. Upon defeating Shrek, Mario gets a key that unlocks the billiards room. Upon entering, Mario finds Slender man play billiards. Mario throws some of the balls at him, angering Slender man. Slender man, however, is no match for Mario. Mario then enters the projection room, where he tries to watch a movie, but gets enemies instead. Mario defeats them, making a chest appear with Waluigi's middle school photo inside. Mario takes the photo back to Kermit, who just chuckles. Mario then heads to the twins' room, where he meets the Ice Climbers. The Ice Climbers ask Mario to play hide and seek with them, and he agrees. However, Mario cheats, and the Ice Climbers get so mad at him that they try to kill him. Mario vacuums them, and receives the Super Succ 4000. E Gadd calls him and explains how to use it. Mario asks why he didn't get it earlier in the game, and E Gadd explains that too many broken mechanics can ruin the fun of a game early on. Mario understands and hangs up. Mario also gets Waluigi's old cd. Mario brings it to Kermit, who applauds Waluigi's creativity. Mario then returns to the main hall and enters astral hall. Mario quite literally lights up the room by using his flame thrower. This, however, attracts some enemies, which Mario defeats easily. He then goes through the next door and looks through the telescope, where he sees space. Suddenly, he's in space, and he needs to blow up the moon, which give him SA2 flashbacks. A path appears, and Mario walks into it. He eventually finds Waluigi's ham sandwich, which he brings to Kermit. Kermit takes a nibble, and comments on the complex flavor. However, this is where Kermit reveals his secret love for Waluigi. Kermit explains that learning more about him has changed his opinion on the guy. Kermit proceeds to fight Mario, but like the others, Mario is the victor. Mario then gets a key unlocking the safari room. After vacuuming some enemies, Mario receives a key that unlocks the balcony. Mario finds a bunch of floating Mickey Mouse heads in a circle. They give Mario a quick heart attack, and then fight him. Mario defeats them though, and get a TDM key as a reward. E Gadd calls Mario to congratulate him on his victory. E Gadd explains that Mickey was an old enemy of his, and know that he's finally dead is very comforting. Mario still has work to do though, and he hangs up.

Chapter 4
Mario goes through the TDM door, and enters the telephone room. He clears the room of ghosts, and as a reward, he receives the key that unlocks the clockwork room. It's here that Mario meets the 3 Shaggy robots. After defeating them, he enters the second one's house, and is elevated to the roof. He encounters some enemies, and upon defeating them, he receives a key that unlocks the sitting room. Upon entering, he finds some enemies, but defeats them. He then enters the guest room, which holds Pajama Sam sleeping, who Mario defeats using the power of poison. A thicc chest appears as a reward, which holds the key to the armory. He clears the room of enemies and gets a key that unlocks the pipe room. Mario clears the room and fixes the water flow, revealing a chest behind the waterfall. The chest holds a key to cold storage, which Mario collects. Mario enters cold storage, where he finds and burns Mr. Freeze. This grants Mario a key, which unlocks the artist's studio. This is where Mario meets Bob Ross. Bob Ross tells Mario about how E Gadd and him used to be great friends, but something tragic happened one day. Mario asks what it was, but Bob Ross tells Mario he doesn't deserve to know. Bob Ross sends a bunch of paintings after Mario, but Mario defeats them all. Bob Ross deciedes that there's only one creation worthy of fighting Waluigi: himself. Bob Ross attacks Mario, and while tough, Mario takes his victory. He finally gets the key to the secret altar. Mario rushes down and finds Waluigi watching Mario's copy of Mrs. Doubtfire. Waluigi taunts Mario and tells him about the torment he's been through for decades. He charges at Mario, and the two have an epic battle, however, Mario comes out on top. Mario walks over to the tv and tries to retreive the vhs, but gets sucked inside! Mario falls onto the hard ground of the arena. He looks up to see E Gadd's stare, more evil than ever. E Gadd explains what happened on that tragic day with Bob Ross. He explains that E Gadd forced Bob Ross to make all the evil bosses Mario's been fighting through the game, and after the job was done, killed him. E Gadd explains that he's been trying to build a super soilder skilled enough to face the Mario bros head on, but every experiment so far has been a failure. E Gadd figured that if he tried hard enough, he could do it, but the results said otherwise. E Gadd decided that if he couldn't make a soilder to fight, he would be the soilder himself! E Gadd hops into Metal Gear Rex and begins the battle. It's long, hard, and epic. But in the end, Mario finnaly defeats E Gadd and gets his vhs back. Mario walks away with nothing but his overalls and a crap load of, well, crap.

Weapons
Weapons are switched between by pressing down on the d-pad, then pressing r. There is unlimited ammo for every weapon. If the player selects the same save file they unlocked the weapons on after beating the game, all weapons will automatically be unlocked.

Super Succ 4000
The Super Succ 4000 is a kart from Mario Kart DS adapted into an item in Mario Storms The Castle! (mansion.). It lets the player ride around on it throughout the whole rest of the game once it is unlocked. It allows the player to navagaite the mansion a lot faster than they would other wise, and raming it into enemies removes one hit point from them. It doesn't work on bosses.

Physics
Mario Storms The Castle! (mansion.) has identical physics to Luigi's Mansion on the Nintendo Gamecube.